Of Virtue, Sorry X, Kingdom Collapse, and Savage Hands

I'm a redhead, a metalhead, and as luck would have it, a natural born April Fools Day juggalet.
Naturally I had to go see my family when they came to Seattle this year and don'tcha know Sorry X was one of the openers.

I was just hanging in the back chillin' and this beautiful angel (with horns holdin' up her halo) came out onstage. I was like "ooh she's cute". Then she started singing and he started shredding and I started grooving, rocking, then running. Straight to the front!
I COULD NOT BELIEVE HOW FREAKIN' AWESOME THEY WERE!! All the way around, show was great, music was great, and even though I'm hetero, I think I would marry them. She reached down and grabbed my hand twice; I would have done anything she wanted without question, instant fan for life.
I talked to the guitar player after the show and he was super nice, I didn't want to be rude but I wish I had bugged him more...;)